- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Knock knock. Racism.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Moo! I'm a goat!

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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