Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Justin Bieber

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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fruit salad?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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