Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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