A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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general tso's broccoli

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BenWuzHear

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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420

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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