- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

stinky boner

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

Charles Manson is innocent.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Why did the black man die? He was shot

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Testicles.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Poop...

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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