man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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TIMMAH!

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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