- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Gay Rights

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

womens rights

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

Agent 47.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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