josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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