Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Women's rights

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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