So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

If you were a cactus, why?

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

What is blue and feels like a shirt? A blue shirt.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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