What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

A horse walks into a barn.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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