Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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kevin kim

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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