- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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