- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Once upon a time, The end.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Thats sweet, thank you then.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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