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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

There's my tractor.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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