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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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