Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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HEY!

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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Daym im romantic

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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