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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.