Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What black and has children A black man

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why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Gladly, you sound very confident, makes me happy. Well, doctors thought I had ADHD (go figure) but I am pretty calm outside the internet, then they went with ADD, but since my attention is twofold, this meaning that I can get a lecture, while noticing a toothpick falling on the other side of the room (noticing as in perceiving with focus not necessarily listening but you know, seeing from the corner of ones eye) Yet still focus well enough to get the lecture in details. So its not split focus such as in ADD, but dual, as in me being able to think about two things at once, but also burning out extremely fast, which again, is far from ADD.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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