Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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I can count to potato.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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