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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

There's my tractor.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

No.

why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

boobs.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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