- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

your no better than a cockroach

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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