- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Get off my porch.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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