why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

your no better than a cockroach

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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