- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

A child walks into a classroom.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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