Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

F? No k

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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