- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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