What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Gangnam style

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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