what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Your mom is so fat...

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Yo mamas so fat.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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