why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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whos district champs not JM

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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