A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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Tell you something funny.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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