Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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