- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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