- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

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Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Anti-jokes are funny.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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