Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Women's rights

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

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