Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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