In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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lipstick pig

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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69

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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There's my tractor.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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