- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

What's big and white?

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

knock knock knock knock ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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