- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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