what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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Yo mama so dirty she takes a shower every night

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The Detroit Lions

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Hi

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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My tractor broke down.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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