- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Rick santorum

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

a man walked into a bar....

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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