- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

A man buys a prius

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

why did matt die? He had cancer

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Students, please find the surface integral.

In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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