- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

a man walked into a bar....

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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