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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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