- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

GONNA

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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