Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

a man said hi.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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