- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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