- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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