Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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U mad?

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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hey justin

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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