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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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