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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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My parents have an open marriage.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Michel Moor on a die...

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