why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Donald Trump

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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