- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

3 men check in to a motel. They all decide to leave given the eminent danger of being the butt of a homosexual joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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