Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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