- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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