Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Womens rights !

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

The black man leaves the strip club.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What is 1+1? It's 2!

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

u jelly?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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