- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

A sober Amy Winehouse

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

whats 69+2? 71

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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