A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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pauls tuck

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GADZOOKS!

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im at school

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Okay, one second.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Get off my porch.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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