Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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