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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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