Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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So this old redneck is sitting on his porch when he sees this boy walking down the road and hollers "What you got there boy?" "Chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch me some chickens." The old guy thought: Dumb boy. You can't catch no chickens with chicken wire. Later that evening he sees the same boy walking with a bunch of chickens. The next day he sees the same boy walking with duct tape. "What you got there boy?" "Duct tape" The boy replies. "Gonna catch me some ducks." The old man leaned back and thought. "Dumb boy, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." Later that evening he sees the boy walking with a bunch of ducks. The next day he sees the same boy and hollers: "What you got there boy?" "I got me some pussy willow." The old man hollers: "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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book 'em danno

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shut up iggy

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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