What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Anti Joke

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