- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What can fly? Lots of things

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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