Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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The WNBA

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Agent 47.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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