- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

Chuck Norris Dies.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

A ginger was with his friends

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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