Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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