- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

this is not a drill.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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