A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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PSN IS UP

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Women's rights.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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