- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Please? No.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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