- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Moo! I'm a goat!

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Why was the woman?

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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