Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You practice unprotected sex with her.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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