- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

how do you make my dad say oww? throw a baseball bat at him.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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