- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

world peace

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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