- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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