- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

What is a jew in space? Dead

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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