- Anti Joke

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

L's I's that took Viagra.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...