- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

why did the man die? he was shot

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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