- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

Black Friday

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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