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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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