Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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