Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Why was the gay guy sad?

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why do I hate food? I don't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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