What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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God wrote this joke.................................

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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