- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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